Tip 1. Sleep Man- I agree you are getting married for the first time and it’s
your last day of bachelorhood, but try to get some sleep before the D- day.
Chances are you might dose off in the car or might end up looking like a zombie
in your wedding album. Your kids may disown you if they discover your
wedding photographs.
Tip 2. Say no to water- It’s good to drink water to keep you hydrated, to lose
toxins and all the goodness it brings along. But hey! You can do this for the rest of your life. Spare your wedding day. Too much
of water intake can drown with frequent loo breaks and the consequential embarrassments . You may even be required to control your overflowing emotions till you get a breathing space in that hectic schedule. Don’t do that.
Tip 3. Play safe: This is not the time to experiment with your hair. Carry a
safe, tried and tested hair cut for the wedding. Go for a haircut at least 2
weeks before the wedding day; doing so will help you grow back your natural
form. Saving you from a bad hair day!
Tip 4. Hold on: if you are a South Indian and not used to wearing Dhoti, you
need a belt. And if you are wearing a silky Dhoti, then God help you. Imagine
doing the customary circles and holding your dhoti instead of bride's hand. Worst, what if it falls down. Don’t be a overnight Youtube
sensation.
Tip 5. Don’t be flashy: I agree you are a man of class and love to wear underwear with those polka dot designs, rainbow shades, Mickey mouse imprints on it Awesome.. But
try to avoid it if you are wearing a see- through Dhoti. A lighter shaded
underwear , preferably white can save your ass.
Tip 6. Don’t stare: Chances are you will not recognize all the people on stage.
The one who come to congratulate you and grin heartily during group photo
sessions. Please don’t stare at them. They are just your relatives.
Tip 7. Have control: There’s this real hot chick on stage, coming to you with a
sensuous smile and luring handshake. A normal you will never leave such a golden
chance in vain. But remember it’s your wedding and most importantly she can be
your wife’s friend. Be in control.
Tip 8. Stay fit: Like it or
not you have to be fit on your wedding. Indian weddings are all about touching
feet and taking blessings from elders. Do sit ups, pull ups, stretching exercises,
even push –ups. Just do it. It won’t look nice if you catch a cramp in the middle of whole
revelry. Your wife can have doubt on your capabilities too.
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